More bananas in.
More bananas out.
You put money in. We send customers out. Then we show you the math every Monday, because we are a real agency and not, despite the name, a fruit stand. The name started as a joke about being able to sell to monkeys. We have since moved on to humans. Much better margins.
Three things we are unreasonably good at. Everything else, we know a guy.
Websites that sell things
Booking, checkout, memberships, the works. Built fast and wired for analytics on day one, so when you ask what the site is doing for you, we answer with a number instead of "great question."
Ads that make money, not friends
Meta and Google for anyone selling a seat, a ticket, or a pair of shoes. We write the creative, run the buys, and report cost per result every week. In dollars. Impressions are for people who want to feel something.
The boring stuff nobody brags about
SEO, email flows, tracking, and fixing the checkout that was quietly losing three out of four customers. Not glamorous. Wildly effective. We would put it on a billboard, but nobody would read it.
Proof that a company named after fruit can count. To several decimal places.
A Pilates studio that owns its own software, and its $7.70 trials.
Reformer Pilates and infrared sauna studio in Redondo Beach. We built the booking, membership, and point-of-sale platform that replaced Mindbody, then ran the Meta campaigns that fill the first-class slots.
An airshow that stopped buying page likes and started selling seats.
Free-admission airshow in Spokane, produced by Omnium Productions. We built and ran the site, then took over the Meta account eight weeks out and pointed every dollar at VIP seat sales.
A new storefront for 7,000 sneakers, measured against the store's own register.
Sneaker and streetwear retailer in Woodland Hills. We rebuilt the Shopify storefront, cleaned up a seven-thousand-product catalog, wired search, SEO, and email, and judged the first month against in-store sales over the same weeks.
Other things we built and would show our mothers.
No account managers. No decks. Nobody circling back.
You talk to the person doing the work. We scope in a week, ship in weeks, and send one page every Monday with the numbers that matter, including the ones that went badly. We are serious about being honest and honest about being serious.
A thirty-minute call
We ask about money, not mood boards. Bring numbers if you have them. Bring a mood board if you must.
Build and launch
Site, tracking, and the first campaign go live together. No soft launch that lasts a fiscal quarter.
Monday math
Cost per result, revenue, what we are changing this week. One page. Reads fine with coffee.
Yes, the name. We know.
Why bananas?
A joke about being able to sell to monkeys got out of hand and became a company. The joke was about the selling, not the monkeys. Selling is the part we kept.
Are you actually serious?
Painfully. Every Monday you get one page of numbers, in dollars, including the ones that went the wrong way. The bananas are on the letterhead. They are not in the reporting.
What does it cost?
A monthly retainer sized to your ad budget, or a flat fee for a build. You get a number on the first call. We are told this is unusual.
Can you guarantee results?
No. Anyone who says yes is about to sell you something. What we can say is that every result on this site came from a client who did what we asked, the week we asked. It gets a lot easier when you listen to us.